You do....history of Ooba...narrated by BWG
Three guys, 1 smart, 1 doesn't care and 1 is just a momo. Guess who the MOMO is? That's RIGHT! Our very own Sky.
First guy, we can call him Matt. Wanted to be a good Bleach Online player but didn't have the time but had the fat stacks of a minimum wage employee living in his partners basement. Well he wanted to rule the world (mad laugh) but couldn't decide what to do with all this acquired wealth. So he decides to make a Bleach Online account on S24 US and his story begins. We will come back to him later
The 2nd guy, well i think he is a CIA badass that loves my lil pony on his offtime. Actually I think he is playing Kancolle or whatever the fuck it is now where you play with teen girls
Now the 3rd guy, oh this is what DREAMS are made of. He wanted to be #1 but just couldn't afford the cash flow because he is a professional liar and piano player (the mall kind). So he thinks about how to get a big e-peen. As he thinks hard then he comes to a solution and points his nub finger in the air. "I need to contact Matt!". His story will continue later also...
Now we have the 1st and 3rd guy getting together to fuck over Bleach Online players and you know what? They do this very well until a Godlike player comes along. We can call him BWG or Buff Jesus or One that plays well with credit card. This is where a 3 month troll comes along in game by the lord BWG.
BWG tops up $500 at a time to troll these noobs and they keep wanting to match him and they get very excited and happy they are close to him in speed but what they don't catch on his he has 2 speed sets AND all his speed is on B. Renji (who the fuck buffs B. Renji for speed? well BWG does for a troll). Oh did it mention that his counter speed partner Obba is using? Mugetsu....fuck BWG right? Well it didn't end up that way for BWG.
As time plays out BWG gets promises of a well placed top up to fight him and he de-ranks in CSB by 10 to 15 to rank 20!!! WTF is going on with Ooba? Identity crisis because he goes and plays on the Brazil servers to regain his fame but it never happens.
This is the good part, the behind the scenes part, the "sexy" part. Did I say I would go back to guy #1 and #3? YES I DID! They are on grinder and looking to hook up because their dicks were ripped off by Godlike BWG.
Will they top up? Who knows? One thing we do know is that the forums are free and they want your attention.
P.S. I left out parts of the story for a reason. I may fill the side stories in him by a video one day but that wont be today.
bwg2469 replied at 2016-2-22 22:09 static/image/common/back.gif
You do....history of Ooba...narrated by BWG
Three guys, 1 smart, 1 doesn't care and 1 is just a mom ...
Video: The BWG Documentary.
theunknown404 replied at 2016-2-22 19:21 static/image/common/back.gif
Video: The BWG Documentary.
I don't write very well but i'll do that video story gud
Edited by ShadowConsortium at 2016-2-22 23:28
bwg2469 replied at 2016-2-22 22:09 static/image/common/back.gif
You do....history of Ooba...narrated by BWG
Three guys, 1 smart, 1 doesn't care and 1 is just a mom ...
Just going to leave this right here for you.
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/799/901/dcc.jpg
Edited by Shadow49999 at 2016-2-22 23:40
ShadowConsortium replied at 2016-2-22 23:26 static/image/common/back.gif
Just going to leave this right here for you.
lol i knew that was the secret to his muscles
damn i am definitely following the path of christ
ShadowConsortium replied at 2016-2-22 20:26 static/image/common/back.gif
Just going to leave this right here for you.
Now that is great!
bwg2469 replied at 2016-2-23 04:09 static/image/common/back.gif
You do....history of Ooba...narrated by BWG
Three guys, 1 smart, 1 doesn't care and 1 is just a mom ...
We need Morgan Freeman to make a video about this
Brahmastra replied at 2016-2-22 14:30 static/image/common/back.gif
>stealing my pics
you sure can talk .
playbleach1 replied at 2016-2-23 05:26 static/image/common/back.gif
you sure can talk .
this is our own dank meme so stay out of it spamboy
Leaty1 replied at 2016-2-23 11:31 static/image/common/back.gif
this is our own dank meme so stay out of it spamboy
so harsh