Lookin' for a pilot of my vip7 account
There was, some time ago, a swordsman who was very weak. He had old sword and very common set of leather armour so he knew that every fight might take him out to death. You can ask me "Why?" Well, we might just say that he had no experience in sword fighting at all. He was abandoned by friends but he always wanted to build a very strong battle formation to challenge every squad which can fight back.
But this happened that this man just found some money in the darkest corner of his old room. In short, he invested this money into huge and popular fight club, which was known as "My Little Zanpakuto". Let's omit the details. After two years of investing money in this strange place he finally had enough funds to build his own formation. Still the truth of the matter was, he couldn't imagine that he would manage all the money by himself, so he shared some of them with his old pal (which would have done everything for someone else's money). Then they finally started to build their own battle formation."Well, we need some kinda fat tank boy, who loves teamplay alot. The one, who will protect everyone and heal them. I just don't care much about healing so this will be enough." - said old swordsman's pal.
Swordsman answered - "Understood. My favourite Zero squad character - Hyosube Ichibe. Let's put him in formation just coz I love him so much. Need I say more?"
"No. So tanky, such beard, much defence...well, not so much after all but let it be there. Then we need to put down an assaulter. Someone who can attack everyone and cast random debuffs on enemy...again and again. Oh yes, don't forget about loli. And yes, less clothes, please! Luv loli su musch!" - told swordsman's friend.
Our hero just imagined a bunch of lolies and answered to his pal after some time - "Well, I know the only one little swordsman, which met this condition. Delicate Yachiru is the most overpowered loli of all times. Let's put her right next to me."
"Oh you dirty loli stacker!" - laughed old pal - "Aight! Then we have two more places for guys, who could save our asses. Since you already picked two, this choice is goes in my hands. BAMBINA IS LOVE! BAMBINA IS LIFE!"
Swordsman was stunned. After some thinking about his loli stuff again, he finally asked - "Are you sure? Will it worth it after all?"
"Just believe me. Shrek is life." - answered Shrek - "And finally, we could place the most cheapest support next her. Kirinji, come here!"
"The heck is going with my money! I went to did my best and, by God, I really tasted something swell! That's right! And for the moment, why? I even touched the sky! Wait what? Stop." - thougnt old swordsman then he said - "I don't want to do that! This is the most useless squad in the world for this amount of money!"
His pal has laughed again - "You have no choice, buddy, I've already bought them! Behold our mighty team!"
Needless to say, our hero was puzzled and amused with his new squad. He knew that now that there's nothing he can do with all this mess.
"What's about our zanpakuto?" - asked he with cold and hopeless tone.
"Oh my boi, we'll go with Ryujin Jakka! Everyone loves him! And I love the old man and loli in our squad placed next to each other!" - answered swordsman's notanymorepal.
"Alright...let's jump in this lake of madness." - said old swordsman and took a step into fifth place in this formation.
Time passes and now they are looking for a very experienced man, who will lead them to victory.
What happened to them? Who will guide them? To be continued...
I can help you with that If you want. Sorieketon! :victory:
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