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Who is that sweet MoFo named Jesus and how do we get in his fan club on S29? [Copy URL]

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Post time 2016-1-17 21:24:49 |Show the author posts only |Ascending

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Our Jesus, whose arms are heavy, Vascular be thy veins Nine sets of lunges, ten reps be done, To add girth as it is to strengthen.Give us this day our

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bwg2469 replied at 2016-1-18 02:38
Sounds like a good judgment call

lol thanks luckily jesus had a sock in his pocket
#DID JESUS HAVE POCKETS?
#(HE PULLED THE SOCK OUT OF THIN AIR)

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Shadow49999 replied at 2016-1-17 23:32
Jesus took a cup and threw it at stewies head. then molested him and put a sock on stewies right a ...

Sounds like a good judgment call

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Devvoke2 replied at 2016-1-17 23:52
stewie exclaims "I'll have what he's having"

Jesus took a cup and threw it at stewies head. then molested him and put a sock on stewies right arm.

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LeoNx93 replied at 2016-1-17 22:19
At the last supper, Jesus takes the bread, blesses it, and says,

"Take this, all of you, and eat it ...

Then Jesus looks at Peter and takes the milk, then proceeds to pouring on Peters head.
After Peter took off his shirt Jesus took a knife and said "With this knife I Shank thee".
Peter was shanked and died. Jesus then said "Anybody else wanna Fuck with me".

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At the last supper, Jesus takes the bread, blesses it, and says,

"Take this, all of you, and eat it, for this is my body."

He then proceeds to bless the wine and says,

"Take this, all of you, and drink it, for this is my blood."

Finally, he picks up the milk, but Peter looks at him and says,

"You can fuck right off."

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