Scammy scam. (Scam warning)

TheBadTouch

Spent 40 mins giving him fake accounts and breaking it up by desperate bids for attention. Then started the saga of a life where my mom didn't love me so i had to find some way to get her to look at me. So I killed the family pet and she wouldn't speak to me for weeks. She then sent me to a mental hospital where i met the love of my life but couldn't tell her due to her being deaf and me not knowing sign language. He would interrupt me periodically to ask for my account so i yelled at him to let me finish and i'd give him an account. I went on to tell him how after i couldn't communicate with her i started hearing her voice in my head, then started telepathy exercises. After 6 weeks of trial and error i finally gave it a shot to see if she could understand me but i could only do it in the nude. So when she screamed i ran away from the mental hospital, still naked and cold and frightened. It's at this point I told him that i must retire to bed because it was lights out in C block but i would finish the story of how i ended up where i am and how i am able to talk on the computer, and after i finish i would give him the account tomorrow. Im open for suggestions on how to bridge the gap between naked running through town and ending up in federal prison doing life without parole.

Spoiler alert: I can message from prison due to telepathy
Edit: Father was a rolling stone, Mom was 5'9 and abusive, Brothers name is kevin, Sisters name is lucy, Dogs name is fido, Stepbrothers name is Juan

Edit2: After discussing the topic with kos, It turns out i had been talking to him for over an hour before the story started

TheBadTouch

sirnibbles replied at 2015-8-16 20:10
oh man! he's great

i approve greatly

Drunk, but redeemed myself

sirnibbles

TheBadTouch replied at 2015-8-16 23:45
Spent 40 mins giving him fake accounts and breaking it up by desperate bids for attention. Then star ...

i thought kosmo ate you

2259833803

do you use us or eu cause I use eu s90 and I haven't been asked this nor did the people on my sever

Kosmodestiny

2259833803 replied at 2015-8-17 05:28
do you use us or eu cause I use eu s90 and I haven't been asked this nor did the people on my sever  ...

We're both from US servers. But I'm fairly sure there's people from the eu servers that have been complaining too. It's possible they just haven't asked you. There's a few people on my server that didn't know about it until a day or 2 ago.

Kosmodestiny

Rofl the scammer just came on and said hi. He asked if I remembered our conversation from a few days ago where I agreed to give him an account if he brought me $300k in investments. I was a bit stunned that he actually remembered the conversation, but I said yeah I remembered saying that. Then he said "Give me the account first and I'll give you the money." Seriously this dude is like an all new level of stupidity, it's so funny. I just told him "Not interested kthnxbye" and logged off.

AssassinwithRPG

Kosmodestiny replied at 2015-8-21 00:05
Rofl the scammer just came on and said hi. He asked if I remembered our conversation from a few days ...

Hahahaha must be desperate to scam someone if he try`s with the same people. hahaha love to hear more stories about people owning/trolling this scammer.

ajoalex

i get 3 ppl per day asking me the same stuff, ie "u use your acount always in event?"

IREG33

3 ppl asked me ... and 1 of them told me he'd give me 50k gold after i told him i was vip 0 hahaha

AssassinwithRPG

IREG33 replied at 2015-8-21 08:21
3 ppl asked me ... and 1 of them told me he'd give me 50k gold after i told him i was vip 0 hahaha

He will "give" you things, for "free". Nah not in this life. XD