Jimmy1 Server 29 US 2Mil+ BP, T1,Free Account Game! WINNER Post #7205

alicantibet

[email protected] replied at 2015-11-20 15:36
Old Billy the blacksmith first time in his life
Has gone home cold sober to his darling wife,
He wa ...

RIP Bear, you will be missed

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alicantibet replied at 2015-11-20 16:15
RIP Bear, you will be missed

Mush-a ring dum-a do dum-a da
Wack fall the daddy-o, wack fall the daddy-o
There's whiskey in the jar

alicantibet

There is always whiskey in the jar

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alicantibet replied at 2015-11-20 16:20
There is always whiskey in the jar

I counted out his money and it made a pretty penny
I put it in me pocket and I took it home to Jenny
She sighed and she swore that she never would deceive me
But the devil take the women for they never can be easy

MylarHyrule

sirnibbles replied at 2015-11-20 10:15
you act as if you go to sleep

well played sir...  Tell me, are you in need of a Doctor?

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I went up to my chamber, all for to take a slumber
I dreamt of gold and jewels and for sure 't was no wonder
But Jenny blew me charges and she filled them up with water
Then sent for captain Farrell to be ready for the slaughter

And 't was early in the morning, just before I rose to travel
Up comes a band of footmen and likewise captain Farrell
I first produced me pistol for she stole away me rapier
I couldn't shoot the water, so a prisoner I was taken



And if anyone can aid me 't is my brother in the army
If I can find his station in Cork or in Killarney
And if he'll go with me, we'll go rovin' through Killkenney
And I'm sure he'll treat me better than my own a-sporting Jenny



There's some take delight in the carriages a rolling
and others take delight in the hurling and the bowling
but I take delight in the juice of the barley
and courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early

MylarHyrule

Here I sit
Calm as ever
Took a dump
Pulled the lever

The water rushed
The toilet flowed
Look out world
Here comes the motherload

alicantibet

[email protected] replied at 2015-11-20 16:25
I counted out his money and it made a pretty penny
I put it in me pocket and I took it home to Jen ...

I have no idea where this story is going

MylarHyrule

American mentality these days:

I fell down

update...
Three days later, still waiting for someone to come pick me up.  Someone needs to come help me damnit

sirnibbles

get lifealert dumbass