Something fun.

Suzuken

okay okay i got one,
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”

AssassinwithRPG

Suzuken replied at 2015-11-27 21:41
okay okay i got one,
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The l ...

#ThatWasANiceOne
#ButFeltABitDead
#SeeWhatIDidThere?

Suzuken

AssassinwithRPG replied at 2015-11-28 00:42
#ThatWasANiceOne
#ButFeltABitDead
#SeeWhatIDidThere?

lolz
lemme google more jokes i'm out of material

AssassinwithRPG

Suzuken replied at 2015-11-27 21:44
lolz  
lemme google more jokes i'm out of material

#GetEmHereForGanju
#IWantToSeeALotOfRemindersWhenIComeBack
#ShowMeYourLove/Hate
#WhatEverAsLongAsYouPost

Zento-Hazashi

AssassinwithRPG replied at 2015-11-27 21:39
#Okays
#Only7674PointsToGo
#SoClose

1481 to go <3333

Suzuken

A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast.  I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.  Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself."  So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened?  She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still fucking!"

AssassinwithRPG

Zento-Hazashi replied at 2015-11-27 21:49
1481 to go

#NotFair
#TeachMeHowToFarm

AssassinwithRPG

Suzuken replied at 2015-11-27 21:49
A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast.  I'll throw $1000 ...

#HahaHa
#SheGotFuckedInBothSenses

Zento-Hazashi

AssassinwithRPG replied at 2015-11-27 21:51
#NotFair
#TeachMeHowToFarm

Just be a fake Mod and help out everyone

wit' actual info tho

That's what I did, and now im randomly at 8.5k xD

Suzuken

AssassinwithRPG replied at 2015-11-28 00:52
#HahaHa
#SheGotFuckedInBothSenses

here's another dick joke, A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.  The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error.  Not long enough."