[ASKING] Best stuff you win in soul cultivation

AssassinwithRPG

Uzumakia1 replied at 2016-2-21 21:03
My father's love  

Your father left, you don't even deserve his disappointment.

#HarshItachi

Uzumakia1

AssassinwithRPG replied at 2016-2-21 21:16
Your father left, you don't even deserve his disappointment.

#HarshItachi

-gasp- daddy... is that you?

AssassinwithRPG

Uzumakia1 replied at 2016-2-21 21:32
-gasp- daddy... is that you?

No? I died a virgin.
Or so most think so at least. :3

Sadly I had to kill my bitch before I could get her pregnant.


#ForAnyFuckerLookingForWhatIMean
"Itachi came to her to begin the massacre with her as he was told by Danzō Shimura that he could only spare his little brother Sasuke Uchiha. Believing that ending her life first would quell his inner doubts, he proceeded to kill her and her mother first. As he lured her mother away, Itachi approached Izumi and placed her in an extremely powerful Tsukuyomi where she lived the entirety of her life in 0.000000001/th of a second. In her dream, she became a chūnin, retired from shinobi life to become Itachi’s wife and raise their children, and lived to become eighty years old before dying of old age alongside Itachi. Because her mind was departed from reality in such a manner, Izumi collapsed into Itachi’s arms dying. Izumi thanked Itachi for giving her the life she wanted with him, even if it was a dream, and Itachi thanked her for loving him as she passed away peacefully."


- naruto.wikia.com extract from, Itachi Shinden: Book of Dark Night.

Uzumakia1

AssassinwithRPG replied at 2016-2-21 21:40
No? I died a virgin.
Or so most think so at least. :3

Pesh... i chose to disagree.


Pay child support you bum !!! And buy me all the presents for my birthdays you have missed.

AssassinwithRPG

Uzumakia1 replied at 2016-2-21 21:43
Pesh... i chose to disagree.

Ehhh, shit.

Sooo, how's your mother?

Uzumakia1

AssassinwithRPG replied at 2016-2-21 21:44
Ehhh, shit.

Sooo, how's your mother?

Fuck you old man... you dont even understand me.



I dont know... ask her boyfriends -pouts-

AssassinwithRPG

Uzumakia1 replied at 2016-2-21 21:46
Fuck you old man... you dont even understand me.

So she isn't a lesbian after all. Fucking liar.

I don't even know you, so how do you expect me to understand you?

Hope you aren't gay though. If you are, then you're adopted.

Uzumakia1

AssassinwithRPG replied at 2016-2-21 21:48
So she isn't a lesbian after all. Fucking liar.

I don't even know you, so how do you expect me t ...

If you were around, you would have know !!!


And where the hell have you been?

Coming around here, smelling like a bum.... and looking like one too !!


If its money you want, we have none.

AssassinwithRPG

Uzumakia1 replied at 2016-2-21 21:50
If you were around, you would have know !!!

Your mother addicted to meth, so I would never look for money here. Now I look and smell like ass, because I'm AssAssinWithRPG.

The real reason I wanted to meet you my dear boy was to tell you....

A very important thing...

That being said.

Oh I forgot to say it...

I ran out of meth, therefore I came here. I know your mother has some stashed so lets get high as fuck.

That being said.

Where is the stash?

Uzumakia1

AssassinwithRPG replied at 2016-2-21 21:53
Your mother addicted to meth, so I would never look for money here. Now I look and smell like ass, ...

I LOVE YOU TOO DADDY


#realdadsneverapologise